While watching a recent episode of the "Rachel Zoe Project: I began to wonder if there was any way that Rodger could be straight. I mean he wears way too many scarves for a straight guy. He does watch football with the guys, but he also knows the ins & outs of every collection at Milan fashion week. Is it possible for a guy to be straight & know the difference between a Laboutin & Jimmy Choo?
Anyone who knows me, will tell you that I have fallen for a number of questionable men. A couple are out now, but there are still a few where the line between "metrosexual" and "homosexual" is very fine. I admit I love a guy that has impeccable taste, loves to shop, gets manis & pedis & knows a great pair of shoes when he sees one. But, what about the guy that looks at your feet and says "Honey, you need a pedi & OMG are those Manalos?" Hmmmn. There was the one who was clearly obsessed with Cher & Bette Midler. How did I miss that? Or the one that introduced me to Mario Badescu & had more product in his bathroom cabinet than the Sephora flagship store. How about the one that loved shopping in the Barney's home department & could tell me the thread counts of every sheet set there?
These days I try look for signs as my heart has been broken too many times due to a faulty gaydar! But I still hold onto the hope that I will find a man like Rodger - if he is straight, that is!
Any man who gets a mani and a pedi aint straight.
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